Sarcastic Gothic Watercolor Vinyl Sticker Not Today, Mortals

Product Description

Add a touch of spooky sass to your collection with this “Not Today, Mortals” sticker! Featuring an original watercolor painting of a bare tree against a glowing moon, this design blends a little humor with Halloween vibes. Perfect for decorating laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or anywhere you want a gothic-but-playful touch.

• Original watercolor artwork 

• Durable, water-resistant vinyl with a smooth matte finish

• Easy peel backing for quick application

• Great for spooky season or year-round sarcasm

Bring some dark whimsy into your everyday life—because sometimes, the answer is simply not today.